Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
"Ted has Alzheimer’s and that’s why he showed up to Robin’s house with the blue French horn, he thought it was the year 2005. Robin calls Tracy to come pick him up, Ted does this every couple of nights." (By Anonymous)
If you repeatedly criticize someone for liking something you don’t, they won’t stop liking it. They’ll stop liking you.